Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
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Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
Today, I went biking. I attempted a large hill and lost control, slipped, and fell ten feet into a sewage pit. Riding home covered in crap, my sock caught my chain and I flipped over my bike. My dad had to spray me with the garden hose, bloody and shitty, in the front yard. FML
Today, while BMXing I felt my chain break loose. I only looked down for a split second, and that's all it took for me to crash into a young scooter kid, breaking not only my own nose and elbow, but both his arms. FML
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML
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Fortuitous 0
Looks like that situation slid out of control.
allmidnighteyes 11
OH SNAP.
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Comments (127)
wDeemish 0
ouch.
suzuki2005 2
you'll be laughing about it later
dmayhemc 0
The Army uses terms like, PCI(Pre Combat Inspection) and PCC(Post Combat Checks) to help soldiers avoid dumb accidents. Basically, you need to maintain your gear to avoid road rash. I hope you get a hot nurse.
THEgleek 0
geesss i would cried and laughed!!
gigilvrs6 0
Ouchie must have gotten like a huge scrape on your back. Not really an FML but that sucks.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
How is that not an Fml? He scraped up his whole ******* back!
PurpleAddict 0
Congratulate your friend on my behalf for winning :) Was it snowing or was there ice? Did you land on grass or pavement? FYL.
iliveinthesky_fml 0
I experienced a similar situation about 10 years ago on my scooter lol. I busted my mouth, my tooth, side of my face, scraped my whole leg...it was horribleeee. Ahh, good times in my youth, haha.
VirtKitty 8
You name's not Andy Schleck by chance??? No wait, that was just a dropped chain.
4ugu4 7
did u catch it on film?
_rockaholic_ 0
And did you win the race?