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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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lemony_music_grl 0

kids say the darndest things, eh?

Does she even know what 'hooker' means?

Don't discourage her.

Barbie has a theme song? I need to watch more T.V.

lol, that's a messed up dream.

Haha oh my kids. What was ur reply?

i actually did understand sex but ok to those of you that think you know everything.

i actually did understand sex but ok to those of you that think you know everything.

purupuru 1

Someone has to do it...

fyourlife33 0

What the hell is wrong with the comments maybe it's just on the iPhone version but the like 3rd comment is talking about #150 and I was 13 earlier now I'm 37