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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Seriously, how does a 5 year old know what a hooker job and why does barbie look like a hooker?

curryndricegirll 0

I find this hard to believe. sorry.

quietgirl 0

people!! forget about who commented saying first. yes it's annoying but it's gonna happen and there's nothing you can do so get the **** over it and comment on the OP's post please! I find this cute lol but I'd be worried if that was my kid:p

wow...just wow

quietgirl 0

it's possible to know stuff like that at age 4, hell at age 4 I was reading books

...Books about hookers?

dang_fml 0

I have a hard time believing this, but LOL anyway

c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

i agree with #60

kingren418 0

what does the barbie thing hav 2 do with a hooker?? coundve been a shorter FML

way to go girl!!! as long as you have a dream everything should be fine!!!