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mouse_13 Bicester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

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mouse_13_fml 9

OP here- really surprised anyone would think this was cruel, as we've ben together for a long time and therefore know each others boundaries! Makes me sad people have to see the negative in something that makes me smile!

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ertyert 12

better get her some toast then

cheeeksss 29

On the plus side, she'll feel terrible about it for a little while and (hopefully) be extra nice to you the next time you're in bed. *wink

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myshinynose 11

This honestly sounds like something I would do, the way my husband tells it :| He always bugs me about talking in my sleep. I guess one night I turned, clapped him on the shoulder and asked, "You good?" (I have no memory of this). Another night I said, "Don't give Grandma the sandwich, she'll trip over the saran wrap!" I do remember him saying that we would take care of it in the morning and I fell back asleep lol. I hope your girl didn't break anything of yours OP.

PrincessZelda_HR 22

Omg, it might be because I need sleep, but I laughed for like a solid minute at 'don't give grandma the sandwich' XD

Aiden89 23

Sounds like a great story for your wedding TOAST.

Leanne798 25

Maybe she was dreaming about making toast and thought she left it in too long?

saffy66 34

Some people don't like to be woken before they need to. In fact, a lot of people don't like to be woken even if the time they need to be awake is right now. I'm one of those people. There is only one person allowed to wake me any time, and he's 9000 miles away so he knows he's safe. Take note OP - if you must wake her, do it from a safe distance. But you've probably already figured that one out :)

DevilsShadow 5

better get that toast..

stangbang92 17

Or so you think she's still sleeping....

sillygirl247 14

That's what you get for cupping her ****. Being molested is not a nice way to wake up.

EarlFug 19

No, it's the BEST way to wake up. * In a good relationship, of course

mouse_13_fml 9

OP here- I'm sorry you think it's molestation when it's in a loving relationship and has already been discussed!

PePziNL 20

Not your breast day innit?

Tiggerz101 10

Lmao! This is the best Fml I've read yet! ?