T.T
New Zealand
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
loser
United States
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Bullet dodged
United Kingdom
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
lynxstorm
United States
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Wow. Really?
Columbus, United States
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czechia
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Anonymous
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Jen
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Top comments
jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
aardvarkish 17
Who the **** argues over a damn printer?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'd take the offending printer out back and relieve some aggression... Michael Bolton style.
casanova7 0
childish couple
jdfml90 0
So.. who's keeping it?
CloudEnvy 17
Yes, share the conclusion of who keeps the printer.
kristelle_fml 0
he did you a favour. aren't you happy you didn't make the mistake of marrying someone who proly would have divorced you for something like that anyway ?
dandaman83 0
ydi y are you arguing bout a printer? wtf is wrong with the world these days?
BritishHobo 0
Am I the only one who's sure this isn't just about a printer, but some long-running problem that came to a head in this argument, and OP either had no idea about, or did but ignored, and is now making out as if it was just a stupid printer argument? That or OP's fiance didn't want to get married, didn't want to tell her, and so took the first out he could. Or he just really loves printers.
Doortje 30
If you had read the comments you'd know you're not the only one..
Stumblebum30 5
It wasn't really about the printer.
pt101 0
that sucks dude
SCOLA 0
Maybe next time a plumber!
preciouslily 0
well obviously he's too immature to be engaged ..see it as a blessing in disguise lol