Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Get out while you still can
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Too late
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
Flimsy excuse
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Sketchy
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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jokeson_me 3
more than likely he is gettin cold feet about marriage and was lookin for any little reason to break up...FYL for dating a bitch
ActionManly 11
I guess you should've read the FINE-PRINT on your relationship then! (No. I will never stop.)
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Comments (107)
EmoWuv 5
dats kinda lame to hav a fight over. there's worst things n life.
fearnoevil175 3
they say god made the computer. the devil made the printer.
Lindzer 0
riiiiight
Isumbella 0
"Bitches be crazy"
FarSide 23
Perhaps if you had not told her to stick it up her ass...
NightGod 0
Protip: It wasn't REALLY about a printer...
FailChris 0
What #88 said. No way in hell would your fiancee have ended things just over that. They were probably considering it for a long time and this gave them an excuse to do it. I feel sorry for you, OP, but be thankful you didn't marry. Divorces are more of a pain in the ass.
lone_wolf81 0
he does not deserve u since he broke up with u on a silly argument. u deserve better
NTTJB 0
what a bitch/bastard
ggtt 0
It wasn't really about the printer.