Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML
Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML
Today, I found out the tattoo symbolising my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
Quite the observational mate you got there
JBrownie123 24
How long have you been dating for?!
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Comments (60)
Kurby14 21
isn't it great to have a man that pays attention?
sixsevenoh 6
He's probably been fixated on other parts of your body until today
Jennandco 25
Well at least you know he pays attention to you
sophie_foster 13
Look at it this way. He was too mesmerized by your beautiful face to pay attention to your wrist.
Evil_Jester 17
Your fiance is a real Sherlock Holmes.
NH_Freelancer 19
He must have been so struck by your natural beauty that he just now stopped intently gazing at the wonderful visage that comprises your eyes and smile to fully appreciate the awesome woman standing before him! Either that or he could may just be completely clueless...
abNormal62 23
Based on the scan information available I'm assuming he's not a CSI technician. But I'm unable to definitively rule out professional sports referee
lovethatstach 18
HAHAHAH best comment ever. #22
militarybrat 21
This should be the top comment. Make it happen folks!
wakemeupplease 21
I'm concerned about your user name :D
abNormal62 23
Not sure what you're confused about it appears black-and-white to me
pandalover69 26
The man who sees you naked should notice something like that pretty quickly. I doubt she wears things around her wrist when they're naked together.
pandalover69 26
Why would you be concerned by a that username?? With all the things you could be concerned about, I'm sure this is the least important.
flee2321 10
Excuse to get out of the wedding?
Queenf_fml 6
There is the possibility that she wears a watch constantly that covers the possibly small tattoo. It may be hard to notice a small tattoo under a watch. I only say this because I wore a watch constantly and believe I could have easily hidden a tattoo under there.
weatherxveins 29
I hide my wrist tattoo under a watch most of the time, but the watch comes off for showering, sleeping, working out, sex..everyone I've ever dated has noticed it fairly quickly.
Brandi_Faith 34
I also wondered if it was a white tattoo. The white tattoos can be so subtle, they almost look like a little scar or burn mark. Still really weird he didn't notice it, but more understandable if it's white.