Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, my family and I were decorating the Christmas tree. It seemed a bit unstable, but we decorated it without any problems. Later, while my daughter sat by the tree, it began to fall. Her grandmother stopped the tree from hitting her. I, on the other hand, screamed like a little girl. I'm a 38 year-old guy. FML
Today, our Christmas tree was damaged beyond repair after my son and his friends borrowed it for a little experiment. They tied balloons to the branches and tried to make it fly, after seeing a similar video online. FML
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, I was at a Christmas party when I noticed someone had taken all of the cash I had from out of my wallet. It was a family gathering. I'm related to the culprit but have no idea who it is. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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Top comments
Gwyndion 9
I pitied you untill I read you clicked "Like" on a facebook update with a theft. I feel a bit bad for the rest of your family but not for you. Should report em to the cops really.
NotEven 0
YDI because you liked it until you found out it was your tree. Meaning you agree with #5.
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Comments (81)
Brooklynxman 0
How the hell do more people click FYL then YDI on this? He clicked like on a facebook status ABOUT A THEFT! wtf? really?
keiran215 1
You liked that someone had their tree stolen. You deserved to have your tree stolen. Golden rule anyone?
MissSunshinexox 0
true u laugh at someone when that hapeens to them and now u know how it feels
slut_monster_des 0
YDI You shouldn't be looking for any sympathy from the world of the Internet you didn't even show any to yourself. I suppose if you live in a 'village' it would make sense that you keep your Christmas tree in the 'garden' instead of inside where it is safe from drunk female villagers
RaphX 0
You only deserve it if you cannot see the funny side.
PeachySweetS 0
I was thinking the exact same thing. It wouldn’t accomplish anything at all, but it would be funnier when doing a retell of this supposed incident. ~*~ PeachySweetS
PeachySweetS 0
Previous coment was in responds to comment # 11 ~*~ Peachy SweeetS
sh3zzzzzzza 0
hahahaha best fml ever
Jman1906 2
Hey, to all you squares who think stealing a christmas tree is a serious offense, theres no need to be bitter that you couldn't get laid before 18 because you were afraid of breaking the law.
Lakus 0
Wow you must feel so cool, being a rebel to society and all. How about growing the **** up and at least pretend that you're not inbred? Stealing from a civilian is the gayest kind of theft ever. I hope someone chops your man-hugging hands off and steals all your stuff infront of your closet-fag nose.
Marcella_03 0
Just to clear things up.. I didn't mean to offend anyone... I liked it because it was funny, and when I told my hungovered friends, they brought it back, I laughed and they laughed. And the tree is now sitting very nicely in my front room. :)
kwan613 0
u live in a village?
Marcella_03 0
Yes I do.. I wouldn't have said that I do otherwise.. ahah
blastvortex 4
It's not that much of an FML since you can probably get it back now. I'd report it to the police though.