Today, my extremely paranoid boyfriend called me a whore and threatened to break up with me, all because he had a dream in which I had sex with my ex. I'm still a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for being too possessive and jealous threatened to leak my nudes if he sees or hears that I've gotten with anyone else. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I had a dream that my ex-boyfriend had become a vicious serial killer and was hunting me down because I broke up with him. I don't know what scares me more: the way he hunted me in my sleep, or the fact that it wouldn't surprise me if it actually happened. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, I had amazing sex with my new boyfriend. Later, my husband told me I'd betrayed him, even though he had told me it was okay, because he heard it. I’ve been forced to hear to him through the thin walls of our house, having sex with my ex, for almost a year. FML
Today, as things were getting hot with my girlfriend, it came up that I'm a virgin. She broke up with me. FML
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suchaprettygirl 4
dump him.
jasminea 0
wow, atleast he dreams of you(: that's kind of sweet.... but as for dreaming of your ex...
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Comments (262)
Bemilu 4
If you know hes always paranoid, why would you tell him about your dream? Logic, try it.
furubafan74 18
It was *his* dream. Reading comprehension, try it.
krae001 3
Drop him. Just straight up leave him if he is that over protective clingy and paranoid.
blondie147 10
So crazy...
telli164 30
Ugh my ex used to pull that shit all the time. Leave his ass it will never stop.
ilmanator 7
so he got mad at you for his dream? **** him
Sacytrl 28
Just break up with him.
thes7274473 19
Hmm... Why did you tell him about this dream? He was an ass hole about it and all but that just seems like something you should keep private.
TEZZ 24
OP didn't have the dream, the boyfriend did.
katluvr 22
I know this comment comes for years late, but I hope you RAN away from that guy.
Unlucky1232 20
either he needs help or he must have some really realistic ******* dreams.
Allie614032 34
Break up with his sorry ass! You deserve better.