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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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comegetme63 0

hes just using you

zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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ChibyKTA 3

well it obviously earned him enough points to gain the title "ex"