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Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

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IHateDumbExs 0

Haha he didn't come to see me, he came to where I was volunteering to pick up his little sister. He just saw me in passing and asked. And no, his apology was definitely not worth a *******.

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comegetme63 0

hes just using you

zargon 1

This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.

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Comments (95)

aprilsunshine 0

What a jag. Hate that! Hope u didn't!

lilblondie97 0

well long as u didnt give what he wanted your good.. but he dumb.

boopityboppity 11

Oh, he dumb all right. He dumb.

Lilandra_fml 8

@58: Your comment made my evening.

freenuggets 0

72 more points

thecovert 7

Sounds reasonable. Hope you were as willing to be open minded as he was.

evilcartman 0

you know you did anyway..a woman's work is never done.

boopityboppity 11

If she doesn't want to, then yes, 46, it is.

theycallmejosi 0

hell yea!! :)

FunwithBumperCar 0

Maybe he's been saving up his frequent flyer miles.

nibh 0

a mans gotta be a man.... u know ;)

jdizzie96 0

did it earn enough points?