IHateDumbExs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML
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comegetme63 0
hes just using you
zargon 1
This comment earns me enough points for a *******. I expect you at my house in an hour. Don't be late.
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mbeezy914 0
wowwww what a fag. been there done that :p
GuidoCheese 0
You must be hanging out with the wrong people, or probably you're in high school. That's when guys start to notice girls and don't know how to react, so immaturity rules over then maturity.
BritishHobo 0
That makes so much sense. It was really starting to bug me how all of these men that spent all their time (when they weren't asking their partner to make them a sandwich or give them a *******) farting into their girlfriend's faces after sex, actually managed to ******* dress themselves, let alone enter into and keep a long-term relationship.
BountyBass 13
bj! he deserves one
CaptainJ1000 1
How many points short was he?
SarahCrazy_fml 0
Atleast hd apologized before head, most guys don't even do that. give him some credit.
FAdEDz 0
soo did he get the points? ;x
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I hope you said f*** no and kicked him in the nuts instead. Also, I hope you're not pining over him and wanting him back because he's a total loser.
raybug34 0
what a douchebag.
jonadon 0
never hurts to try
sarita42195 0
Get in where you fit in.