Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is getting engaged. He broke up with me five months ago because our relationship was too serious for him. FML
Not the one
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Wrong place, right time
Today, a co-worker came back from his honeymoon. He passed by my office to say hi, and mentioned, "I heard you're getting married next year?" I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday. He's taking his things out of the house as I write this. FML
Surprise!
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Top comments
pettyjohn1995 14
Did you by any chance break up with him for cheating?
isnobodyhere 32
Some move on quicker than others?
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Comments (56)
bobbillybob 4
Getting rid of his side chicks( meaning you )
TheNewGuy03 29
Getting engaged to someone on an impulse is generally a bad thing, and that seems like what happened. He could have also been cheating, but it's all but guaranteed that he was at least talking to her, and they both apparently had feelings, and he decided that it was a "great" idea to just propose after the breakup, either to mitigate his loss, or because he intended to all along. Dumb as ****.
someguy415 1
Well guess that confirms that you were the other woman.
sanbrunojess 5
What a jerk move on his part. At least you know how much of a tool he is sooner than later.
The_Butt_Shark 4
Welcome to being a side chick even though you obviously didn't know it.
captainsmegma 12
Were you invited to the wedding?
reluctantAtlas 10
Oof, I know that feeling. I'd been engaged to my ex-fiance for two years and then pretty much the same happened to me.
winecrab 7
Did you congratulate him?
andrmac 25
Did you call and flip your sh$t for being a cheating dick, while he was with the fiancé?
pixierara 28
Eh his marriage probably won't last if he rushed into things. But then again who knows how long he's known his fiancé.