Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to start controlling my drinking and he told me pretty much that he didn’t think I could do it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
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Top comments
lysx84 24
If that really is all you've ever done then of course your life sucks. I can see a proper talk is in order here though, as it looks like you may be doing more than you think
lusanna 19
Drunk people do/say stupid shit so don't take it to heart but maybe bring up the topic when he's sober
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Comments (39)
ZaiopePerSe 15
i hate to break it to you but his outburst may be indicative of more than the last couple of seconds
waleedma 18
Hmmmm which nerve did you hit?????
AnalBeads4U 20
Hi babe. So funny to have found you here. Shame on you for talking about me behind my back.
spawnaverage 8
He could have a lot on his mind and is holding all of his stress in and you just happened to be the one to tick him off. Perhaps a sit down could help.
arkron1989 8
Sounds like he's hiding something, good luck
idekwhatimdoing 6
then don't ask if his phone is charged
Saluton 18
It may have been the last straw
helican 1
Well, he is drunk
jijjhby 4
ohhhh, th powers of drunk.
sweetjenn 8
He has done something bad to you and is creating reasons for him to be mad at you and right about it.