Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I spent an hour blaming my dog for a weird smell in the house. I even gave him a lecture about “being a good boy.” I later realized the smell was coming from the ham and cheese omelet I'd left in the microwave two days ago. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
You seem bright.
artisticninja713 13
How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?
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Comments (153)
YourMiserableBoy 0
dogs aren't capable of feeling continual anger for more than about five minutes and if you are not in the same room even less so no your dog isn't mad at you op.
mrgentleman 0
waste of time
Hawk2400 0
derp. and how's ur dog mad at u? u must be one of those ppl tht think thier dogs are as smart as u. but maybe it's just tht ur as dumb as ur dog. ydi
ALERI0N 0
#1 your picture has win all over it.
kenta_fml 0
i got some of those in the mail, they are just human cookies packaged for dogs
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow that's just sad. Did you put the dog treats in the cookie jar? How do you not realize that?
egging 0
61 - obviously not.
nuke_o 0
Oh so you're obviously not thinking? Well that argument proved too easy.
Mike1313 0
Can't you tell the difference? Where was it? FYL cuz YDI
BubbaCatLove 0
YDI because dogs don't have souls. Only cats do. Everyone knows this.
haralynn 0
i'd be mad too if someone ate my treats, haha.