Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to sneak some cookies out of the pantry without my dog noticing. I dropped one, and now he thinks that every time I open the pantry, it’s snack time. He won’t stop barking at it. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, after a serious argument with my friend about how his dog seems to hate me for no reason, I decided that it's my responsibility to show his dog that I mean no harm. I started off by giving him his favorite treat. He got excited and practically inhaled it… then started barking at me again. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML
Today, I spent an hour blaming my dog for a weird smell in the house. I even gave him a lecture about “being a good boy.” I later realized the smell was coming from the ham and cheese omelet I'd left in the microwave two days ago. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
You seem bright.
artisticninja713 13
How the hell would you know if the dog was mad at you?
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Comments (153)
cath_1211 5
So your dog told you that was the reason it was mad?
ThinIce 0
This isn't an FML. It's A piece of crap
UrSoNotWorthIt 0
dude loool I lmao at this haha
teyyoshi 19
zhu ni hao yun!!!
imhowie 2
This is dumb. How would the dog know they were his cookies? It's not like he went out and bought them himself.
imhowie 2
And how do you know he's mad at you and for that reason?
CaRe_BeAr_23 0
how can u not tell tht there dog treats dnt the smell nd taste different... well apperantly u couldn't tell the difference loser lol..
nuke_o 0
Again, I will say that there are homemade dog treats that look AND smell the same as regulary cookies. Learn your facts!
tweetbaby14 18
53- maybe the people saying it don't look into fmls like you because they have better things to do after they comment. have you thought about that?
nuke_o 0
Excuse me, I don't have a problem with people stating their opinions, maybe they really didn't read all the comments. It's people who say "loser, you're stupid, stupid bitch, etc" that really do me in, because they think they are right when they are really wrong and make fun of the OP.
xxxviii 5
One thing comes to mind.. Your dog,,You buy the treats and care for the dog.... How did you not know where u got them from??? I am calling BS.
imsogangster13 0
how the hell is this an FML? big whoop, u ate a dog treat. u know they make them with real ingredients now? listen, your not gonna die or anythin stupid like that. so suck it up. and if it bothers u that much, get off the goddamn computer and get ur stomach pumped. ignorant bitch ...
B3CC4 0
12 yuhr a fricken idiot. thank yuh for being the dumbest person here
nuke_o 0
No I believe you are. You can't even spell!