Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
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ariverperson 11
the cats food is kept on the dining room table? ew...
Bob_Cat_fml 14
Genius enough to understand that you can be tricked every day the same way …
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Comments (68)
stormchaser24 24
Seems if it happens every night, you should be smart enough to put it in a place the dog can't get it.
MandySkittles 18
You should never let a dog eat cat food, it's not good for them. Not to mention the fact that you are stupid enough to allow your dog to keep repeating this behavior - even though you KNOW he's doing it. Discipline the dog for once.
Steve95401 49
I have seen worse than having your cat's food on the dining room table . My grandfather use to share his coffee and donuts with his dig - including his dachshund slurping out if my grandfather's coffee cup.
X_Codes 11
Sounds to me like your dog is a cat.
wildone123 6
How the hell is that a fml. Dumb ass
SoultheWolf 19
Cat food is absolutely HORRIBLE for dogs. To them, it's like eating candy, that is why they enjoy it so much. You're allowing this day after day without punishing the dog. You are teaching it this bad behavior. You have NO ONE to blame but yourself. Either find a way to keep the dog off the table (not sure how big it is), or move the cat food to a place where it wont reach it. Cat food shouldn't be on your dining room table to begin in the first place. YDI
BobOsso_fml 8
YDI for allowing your dog to control you. You have the send the message that you're in charge and there are things they are not allowed to do. A pack dog would never do these type of things to the leader/alpha dog. Since he does them to you, it shows, lack of respect for you.
SApprentice 34
All the judgmental people freaking out over you feeding the cat on the table... OP, it's your table, and your cat. If the table works best, and you're okay with it, just use your table. When they have cats, they can feed their cats wherever they want. Most people I know only eat at the dining room table two or three times a year anyway, if at all. You shouldn't be allowing the dog to eat the cat food, though. As said before, it will just destroy your dog's body over time. You're going to have to move the cat food some where that he can't keep getting to it, or lock the dog out of the room at feeding time.
chellyX92 8
Cats constantly step in their own poop and pee multiple times a day. Dog do the same. The germs alone is enough reason to be grossed out. Not to mention animal hair directly on the surface where (if OP anyone else does) people eat. It's not sanitary. You can't really argue it is either. Yea it's their table and they can do what ever, it doesn't mean it isn't nasty.
alycion 39
I mine got stuck on the table I'd be on hysterics. Every now and then I catch mine climbing up on my outside table and just chilling. I correct him when I catch him then walk away and bust out laughing.
russfml 31
Your dog shouldn't be allowed on the dining room table ydi