Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, my cat ate the dog's food and is now very sick. For the third time. The first time he did it, I was concerned; second time, I was confused. Now I realize he's just an idiot. FML
Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML
Today, I was eating and my dog kept bothering me. She kept scratching my legs for food, so I took a large piece of fish from my plate and tossed it out into the hallway. It flew right into my mother's face. FML
Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
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ariverperson 11
the cats food is kept on the dining room table? ew...
Bob_Cat_fml 14
Genius enough to understand that you can be tricked every day the same way …
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Comments (68)
missyfiona89 28
Your dog's smarter than you are.
mrs_sm24 7
Why not put the food where he can't get it? My sister puts her cat's food on the fridge.
perdix 31
Your dog gets double food and has trained his so-called "master" to help him down every night? You don't recognize genius when it bites you in the ass.
doglover100 29
Put both of their foods in different places.
natluna79 5
I'm more disgusted by the fact the he gets on the table in the first place... Put the cat food down!! He's eating it anyway!!!
SoultheWolf 19
Dogs shouldn't be eating cat food in the first place, he should be putting it up in a place where the dog can't reach it.
kittenmeownyan 18
Not sure why this is an fml... Does not seem that bad
My3sons 3
Wow! Animals eating where you eat. Gross! Put one in the bathroom and on in a pantry. That cat has had his feet in his own s&@t and then where you serve your food to your family...
thrAsHeRr9081 16
Not everyone eats at a dining table. Some people have breakfast bars and such.
crazytwinsmom 25
The cat will get on the dining table whether there is food or not, whether OP is home or not. You can stop it when you aren't there.
crazytwinsmom 25
^can't stop it
photoquilty 6
You're not a genius, though. If you were a touch smarter than the dog, you'd rethink your actions and put the food in a spot the dog can't get to.
poindexter25 5
You sound pretty dumb to me, just don't help him down let him do it on his own
jmcgirl 3
Dogshaming.com! That'll teach him!