Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML
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Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Thanks
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Nice to know, thanks
Today, I was having a romantic conversation with my boyfriend under the stars. He said, "You know how there are people who are beautiful on the inside and people who are beautiful on the outside? Yeah, well you're one of those 'inside' people." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML
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jada_crump 10
Was it by the same person?..
Mafia_ 16
Great way to end the day
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Comments (75)
Johnnycake23 42
Super douche to the rescue! But seriously I'm sure you are very beautiful. Have a better day tomorrow!
ihavenolifehaha 16
Was it the same person saying this?
rocketgurl 15
The mega-douche from Frozen made that same comment. Sorry OP.
hoosiergirl94 31
Passive aggressive much?
aecribb 14
How is that passive aggressive?
fmlsams 27
I do not think that word means what you think it means.
photographer49 22
This person sounds like a moronic douche anyway. I wouldn't sweat it OP
thatsme293 28
Perhaps that person should be removed from your life op
LadyKayDee 23
Atleast it began with a "good morning beautiful". :)
brendejafulable 41
At some point someone was lying to you.
blcksocks 19
Well that escalated ... In less than 24 hrs..?
markpatrick 10
Well ain't that some shit