Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
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o_O_0_o 0
dude stop bitchin about "ohh you shouldnt have told her hes gay blah blah blah" he is infact gay. why would he lie about that to his kid? plus she probably met him or sumshiz so yeah. y'all are stupid lol. :P
hjjl 0
I find it interesting that you are comparing gay people to Hitler and you think they are bad, meaning you must think Hitler was bad. Well I hate to inform you but thinking people are evil and should die because of one thing about them like religion or sexual orientation makes you just the same as Hitler. It makes you a very narrow minded individual who lacks the intelligence to be able to see people for who they really are and not for something they feel or believe in.
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Comments (129)
dyld921 2
Today, everyone thinks I'm gay. FML Get over it
containsnosoy 0
YDI if you even brought up their sexuality to someone else. Otherwise, who cares? It's just a bunch of kids.
PhreshBenn 0
FYL dude
flic_fml 0
Ah, I see, you bigoted skinhead racist freak. I see. Murder is hardly a crime compared with being gay. So, would you rather be excrutiatingly tortured to death, or would you rather kiss a guy? Feel free to choose the former. I'm sure there are many people who'd willingly oblige to wipe you off the face of this earth.
jewelzgalore 0
Wow, why does it even matter? Gay people are awesome!
AnotherStranger2 0
I think what she did was cute. It is a simple misunderstanding- little kids tend to see a lot of things literally. Meh, if you're comfortable with your sexuality, you don't/shouldn't feel the need to establish it all the time. Don't know if the folks you're around are homophobic, just explain to your daughter the difference between a work partner and a romantic partner. Neither a fyl nor ydi.
BakaNekoGato 0
people really need to learn the differences between there their they're
rustyrox 0
OMG Ftw2010. People like you should go to jail for being such an ignorant scoundral. You know I'm pretty sure if you said that to someone you'd be arrested for a hate crime. Sounds like you need to see someone about your anger problems you are voicing... clearly you have some issues. Get Help.
rustyrox 0
For all the skinheads, gay-haters and Hitler supporters: Even if there was a "superior" race, you should know you'd have NO contribution to it. Hitler himself would probably have you killed because you are such a waste of life. For your own sake and anyone who has to come into contact with you... Get a life & SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND OPEN YOUR EYES! I feel sorry for your mothers... I'd probably kill myself for raising such a baffoon.
worldgawker 0
More like FY Kid's L for having a homophobic Dad. And you do have a gay partner.