Today, my daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about my gay partner. Yes, I have a gay partner. He is my work partner and he happens to be gay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss's daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out of the closet. Now whenever I'm getting ready to go somewhere with my dad he says, "Lesgo, lesbo." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. My mother turned to me and said, "Wait you're actually gay? I thought you were just saying that to piss off your father." I came out to her when I was 16, and have confided in her about my past relationships. FML
Today, a stranger told me how proud he was that my boyfriend and I were so open with our sexuality. For the past three years, most strangers have thought we're a pair of gay men. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
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o_O_0_o 0
dude stop bitchin about "ohh you shouldnt have told her hes gay blah blah blah" he is infact gay. why would he lie about that to his kid? plus she probably met him or sumshiz so yeah. y'all are stupid lol. :P
hjjl 0
I find it interesting that you are comparing gay people to Hitler and you think they are bad, meaning you must think Hitler was bad. Well I hate to inform you but thinking people are evil and should die because of one thing about them like religion or sexual orientation makes you just the same as Hitler. It makes you a very narrow minded individual who lacks the intelligence to be able to see people for who they really are and not for something they feel or believe in.
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Comments (129)
kira1kira 0
well he didn't lie!
alexis0fdreams 0
LOL oh well...
cucuto89 0
So a bunch of kids who don't even know you think your gay, SO ******* WHAT? get over your homophobes and just go on living life. this is NOT a FML
swooshq 0
Agreed. If it matters to you, then correct them. Tell them that he's gay and he's your WORK partner
Nacirema20 0
lmao. thats fuckedup... but funny. FYL.
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
You deserve it for not explaining the difference. But if you DID explain the difference... kids say the darnest things! :D
kennythedude 3
Hah, kids say the darnest things.
qwerty97_fml 0
WTF!!! y didnt u ask ur boss to get a new partner
Tsukasa_fml 0
...because who cares if he's gay?
abyssion1337 0
so what, grow a pair and realize kids say things and it's nothing to worry about, are you really so insecure that your life falls apart if people think you're gay
chocoLIFE_fml 2
haha
sucks4you5 0
YDI for telling her u have a gay partner