Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my estranged daughter has been married for five years. I wasn't told of or invited to their wedding, and the only reason I know now is because she needs money for a divorce lawyer. FML
Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML
Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I received a text from a man my wife had an affair with, in which he stated that my 18 year-old daughter is biologically his. He then sent me pictures of her that my wife had sent to him. FML
Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my husband admitted that he's been spying on me for the last 5 years to see if I was cheating, out of paranoia brought on by his own cheating for all 5 of those years. FML
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
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ninjaniki 0
ouch. he only thinks you are worth 5 years of blackmail money?
marinaim 17
Divorce time then...
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Comments (133)
MuziKMajoR 5
#27 WTF is that calm down it's a sad story don't go writing a paragraph on this it's annoying
MuziKMajoR 5
#27 WTF is that calm down it's a sad story don't go writing a paragraph on this it's annoying
missyalr 0
I'd be beating the hell out my husband AND my daughter in law!! THEN I'd divorce his ass!!
AnaBanana1918 7
Wow
tmmundy 17
I would at least try to make things work with hubby, only if that was his only screw up!! Then I would get all the money hubby paid DIL back, it was your money too. Tell your son his wife is no longer welcome in your home or she might get hurt.
gatorkiss 0
What he did was wrong but she sounds like a real prize. What else does she do for money beside blackmail family members?
tmmundy 17
she probably sells herself out on the weekends would be my guess. anything for money.
gatorkiss 0
Right on girl
Neukmijnleven 9
Wow, that sucks. FYL
brii_love007 0
1) get ur money bck frm the DIL 2) nonchalantly tell ur husband abt ur DIL tlking abt her friend having the herp for the past six yrs :) problemo solved
jpallan 3
I wouldn't be angry with your daughter-in-law (I mean, honestly, what daughter-in-law would know how to bring that up with her mother-in-law?) if she hadn't been taking hush money for five years. Still, the person who is responsible for the sanctity of your wedding vows is the one you married, so I'd direct 99% of my vitriol at him.
missbadluk 0
Damn