Miscellaneous: Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He...

By ¬_¬ - 27/07/2013 22:43 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my dad walked in on me filming a Harlem Shake video. He stared for a moment, then said, "Son, I don't have a problem with homosexuals, but… nevermind", shook his head and walked out. FML

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Sunday 28 July 2013 5:30

All the Harlem Shake videos should be destroyed. I dunno why you thought this would be a good idea.

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gatorgirl2669 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 13:18

wow your dancing must be really bad... but its 2013 so why on earth are you still trying to do the harlem shake... its seems more like you would look like you were having a seziure... #justdontagain