Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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El_Boxeador 14
He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)
RickySleeves 20
So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!
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Comments (43)
LOLouis_fml 24
Did you mean "for"?
knepmj 13
Thank you, i thought i was the only one who noticed that
worldclassrager 41
So what was your gift? And he gave a tooth back..for apparently to have the tooth fairy give you some money for another gift?
AnyaS 19
So he pulled out one of his adult teeth and claimed it was a present from you? What twisted and painful prank is this?
anonymous412 8
Hi, I posted this before I had an account! I just wanted to set the record straight and be rid of any confusion. His tooth was falling out as it was and he decided this would be funny, it was definitely, in every sense of the word, a joke. It sounds bizarre, but after I was finished screaming, it really was a bit funny.
rockwrench 18
Is your dad looking for a little payback for all the teeth he collected from you over the years? A little humorous I must say. Just remember, keep smiling.
Yeah_Dead_Inside 10
Happened to me too.
yupimtatted27 5
well then
berkeleyjake 13
you might be a redneck if......
Daevas 18
My brother did the same thing... I wanted to knock him unconscious for it but I just told him to leave xD
Hildy93 21
Well that's um... Strange