Today, my dad told me he had a present for me. It was his tooth, which he had pulled out a few minutes before. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my husband told me to hold out my hand. He opened his, and in mine dropped a giant mutant tooth he had pulled a few months ago. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, my dad texted me while I was in the dentist's chair getting my teeth cleaned. The dental hygienist jumped at the notification sound my phone made and split my gum open. FML
Today, I was at my job where we buy precious metals. A man came in and said, "Here, I have something special for you." He then pulled a tooth out of his mouth that had dental gold on it and placed in it my bare hand. Yeah, special indeed. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a tooth pulled. When I woke up I found out they pulled the wrong one. FML
Today, my dad decided to shave his beard. I told him I wanted him to keep it, so he took the shavings, put them in a jar, and left it in my room. FML
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Top comments
El_Boxeador 14
He's giving it to you so you cash it with the tooth fairy and get some money! ;)
RickySleeves 20
So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!
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Comments (43)
tygerarmy 35
If you put it under your pillow maybe the tooth fairy will give you money.
Y0UI34574RD 15
No-one has said anything about British dental hygiene yet...
RuBloKon 15
This comment is funny because we have free dental care.
abNormal62 23
If it's a wisdom tooth, give it back to him doesn't sound like he can afford the loss!
isawan09 14
What a lovely personal present. Hah Turn it into a necklace!
RickySleeves 20
So your dad just pulled out one of his adult teeth? Ouch!
HappyItalian 38
No, her father is a child that just pulled out one of his baby teeth.
esamolwan 18
he was just kidding dads can be like that no big matter really
abbey1822 12
This is a daily occurrence for me as a dental assistant.. As for an adult pulling out their own tooth.. Well.. Im sorry for whoever has to kiss him..
Unbearable_fml 21
And the tooth comes out.
Steve95401 49
I thought only people in the Southeastern United States did do-it-yourself dentistry.
Welshite 40
Treasure that tooth, OP. It holds 1/4 of his wisdom.