Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML
Today, my dad went through all the trouble of sneaking onto my laptop and photoshopping a bong into my Facebook profile picture, apparently just so he could win a €20 bet with my mom, that hinged on her grounding me by December. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I tried to get my son off of the couch by turning off the wifi. Afterward, I went to watch tv. Turns out he got me back by turning off the cable. FML
Today, my nitwit son infected our family computer with some sort of mad bastard virus after getting fooled by the promise of some non-existent Hannah Montana nudes. FML
Today, my husband was concerned about our son using the Internet, so he told him a story about a kid who gave out his personal information and was kidnapped and killed by a maniac. Now our son is scared to use anything with a screen. FML
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IcyHell 0
Who the **** would name their iPod/laptops names?
ZoroFresh 0
www.google.com I won't explain shit to you no matter how easy it is with information so readily available.
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Comments (133)
shaaayyee 0
look who's talkin "ijustlol"
AsianCookie247 14
WTF.. apparently Everyone names their electronics.. I just type my name when it asks for one? simple.
grevatious 0
what the hell? who puts random names to their electronic devices? YDI!
Angelece 0
wow the last time I did that was when I named my iPod lillypad instead of lillypod and my dad thought it was a virus and deleted all 476 songs on my iPod
katieisacar_fml 8
This sounds like something my dad would do...I feel sorry for you, OP
youcantcatchme 0
your the tard that named the ****** rhings
b1028music 0
if u dont know how to fix that problem u shouldnt use a computer because ure a jackass :) haha sorry :/
laughing_atyou 0
I named my iPod, iPhone and my iPhone, iPod.
diesel42o 0
what kind of ******* names are those for an ipod and a laptop? hahaha
christina95922 0
who the names thier ipod&laptops? lol good job.