Today, my dad thought it'd be funny to put an Edward Cullen cutout behind my car as I backed it out the garage to see my reaction. Oh it was funny alright, except I was so scared that when I saw him through the mirror I reacted by stepping on the gas. We now have half a garage door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, my dad was driving me to college. I'd cracked a joke about how old people like him shouldn't be allowed to drive, and I guess he took it personally, what with him speeding straight up to the parking lot wall, and only braking after I started shrieking in terror. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
Today, my mom had been in a really bad mood. She got in the car to take me to work, and without thinking, started backing up. The garage door was only half open, and now has a huge dent in it. FML
Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML
Today, as I was opening the door for my boyfriend, I pressed my boobs against the glass to make him laugh. I didn't see his dad standing just behind him at first, but he certainly saw me. FML
Today, I saw my dad driving our red Dakota, and I thought it would be funny to tail him around town. It wasn't until I saw cop lights flashing in my rear-view mirror that I remembered that we'd given away our red truck. I'd scared an old lady so badly that she called the police. FML
Today, my dad was looking for something in the garage and accidentally knocked over a heavy box, which crushed the new side view mirror I'd bought for my car, because the one my car originally had, he smashed it against a pole while driving my car recently. FML
Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML
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realggirl 0
Hehe. (: *He* deserved that one.
EMR_fml 0
I approve of your attempt to murder Ed Cullen. If I saw a glittery gay vampire I'd probably try to mow him down with my car too.
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aquagodess 0
danngggg I ran into mine too
awesomeness2012 0
sorry, but i cant show any sympathy for you because how f-king stupid can you be if you see a cardboard cutout of a celebirty and believe its that actual person??? wow thats dumb, but overall thats a hilarious prank!
Z1LVER 0
hehe
rawrimapenguin 0
twilights dumb D:
DawnFireAngel 0
I had to muffle my laughter in a pillow when I saw this. Your dad rocks. FYL anyway. If I was legal, I'd probably have floored it too. And hit my head on the window in the process, knowing me. To those who keep thinking that this is fake, it MIGHT be, but you definitely need to read it again. The person clearly was reversing when the light hit the cutout of the human disco ball. She/he also clearly stepped on it WHILE IT WAS REVERSING and the garage door was HALFWAY OPEN. The car may have taken out the bottom half of the garage door, therefore leaving the person with half a garage door. The top half. And in a moment of panic, you wouldn't remember that human disco balls reflect into the mirror, although in New Moan (
nmrat 10
New Moan... The new porno about a werewolf, vampire, and human gangbang.
Morphs 0
PLEASE learn to drive first! Idiots who confuse the gas and brake pedals annoy me..
icy716 0
Go kill yourself for liking him then go kill your pops for having a cut out of him
ArchieWrath 0
You win for attempting to kill the douchebag. Even if he's a cutout.
apashnaka 0
why would you even be backing out of your garage before the door was open. YDI for being an idiot.
I_Like_Kittys 0
That wasnt an Edward Cullen cutout, It was a Robert (gay) Pattison cutout... FHL for having one