Today, my dad suggested that as an alternative to buying me new school clothes that actually fit, I should just join the swim team, lose some weight, and wear my stuff from last year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, the school called my dad telling him they want to put me on a diet, because they're worried about my weight. FML
Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested I try on some old clothes, after weeks of eating better and exercising. The good news: they fit again, and are even a little bit loose. The bad news: somehow, I look fatter now than I did before I started trying to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of my clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
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RyanMacVey 17
excellent plan... smart man (;
perdix 31
A better and more practical plan would be to buy clothes at least two sizes larger than you are right now, so you can eat your way into them. Bon apetit!
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Comments (128)
Polo_X 0
I may be wrong but I assumes this means you don't do any other sport, exercise, or dieting, if your dad suggested this...So then on the bright side, you have something to get and stay in shape!
daydreamer244 13
and how is tht bad? u'll b I'n such good shape tht u can wear ur old clothes. everyone will notice and wish they looked as good as u :)
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
Call your dad a ragin octopuses ******
t765234 10
What would that accomplish exactly?
properbostonian 5
It's called an incentive for you- something to work toward
Legolandlord 4
Its called surviving the hard economics of this day and age
tj4234 36
He does have a point. Besides if you want to lose weight, swimming is one of the best exercises.
ximeldax 0
i swim all year and have a 6pack of steel, at age 14.
swimma4life24 14
Same! #98
perdix 31
A better and more practical plan would be to buy clothes at least two sizes larger than you are right now, so you can eat your way into them. Bon apetit!
sourgirl101 29
Damn, what did you eat over the summer?
je_suis_fml 11
a bad economy?
Rwcrazy 0
Its funny cause.ur fat.. Lol
bigbadtim 7
There is nothing wrong with getting in shape.
lassetob 0
Or just grow shorter :L
BelleBelle_fml 11
Grow shorter? Do go on...
fatraptorjesus13 9
would you prefer her to shrink bigger?