Today, my dad offered to take me and my sister to school because we just moved houses. On the way, he asked us why we looked so tired. We just said we were tired from moving house. Truth is, our room is right next to theirs. We heard everything. Loud and clear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, while on the phone with my mum I mentioned that we were thinking of moving and had seen a house we liked. Her response? "Glad you’re leaving that crime-ridden area." The house we’re looking at is two doors away. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, I was feeling too tired because I couldn't sleep last night, due to my mother's snoring. Since I stayed with both my parents and my sister in a small town for a vacation, I requested to sleep in separate rooms because my mother's snoring is disgustingly loud. She refused, and called me a crybaby. FML
Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML
Today, I was taking Zoom classes. We live in a one-bedroom apartment, which means I could hear my mom and dad fighting. I didn't notice that my mic wasn't muted. Everyone in my class now thinks that CPS needs to be called to my house. FML
Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML
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fits138 0
Well that's always awkward...
bubblybrooke 12
I'm directly under my parents room. the ceiling shakes. :|
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Comments (64)
perdix 31
Look at the silver lining: if your parents are having red-hot sex, they're probably not going to get divorced anytime soon. Figuring out how to deal with the noise is a hell of a lot easier than dealing with divorced parents. You lucky little snots.
KamilleBlack 3
And that's why I'm glad my dad left us when I was a 7.
whyisblue 0
wait, why are u guys sleeping in the same room?
jackncokejr 0
her and her sister heard the parents BONING THE **** OUT OF EACHOTHER thru the walls. so they said they were tired from moving stuff but the truth is they culdnt sleep cause all they could hear was OH HARDER OH RIGHT THERE MMMMM UHHHH OH UHHH UHHH !!!!!!!!!
iarekaaren 0
aww geez, i know exactly how you feel. my rents are like OH YEAH **** ME HARDER UHU UH UUH UHUHHH! or BABY RIGHT THERE YEAH DEEPER DEEPER or FEELS SOOOO GOOD UHUHUH :P *puke*
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Next... To... Whose room?
soffikkira 0
oh jeez that sucks my room's next to my parents' room and I've heard them every time for all my life D:
suckmysarcasm 10
and so begans the troublesome years of therapy..
iarekaaren 0
oh geez, i know how you feel. i've been living in my current house for the past 9 years. my room is next to my parents room. and i hear everything. even with the door closed. even worse they have it late at night and after they finish they go to the washroom. their washroom is back to back with my room. i can never fall asleep.
imC0URTNEY 0
ohky now that is just wrong i would hate to hear my parents having sex.
martic835 2
I've heard my parents having sex before. It's extremely traumatizing....*shivers*
irishwhiskey91 0
lol @all the people that thought this was in incest post. family moves to a new house. the kids room is now next to the parents room. the parents did the nasty all night and it kept the kids up. when the dad asked why they were tired, they said it was from unpacking into the new house. not from listening to their parents ****. good on ya for not emarrassing your dad, FYL for having to listen to it. earplugs mate, get some.