Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents, my two sisters and their significant others went on a vacation and dropped their children at my house without ever asking me. I'm single, live alone, and can barely make ends meet, and they know it. FML
Today, my sister and her common-law-husband intensified their hints that their family is growing (a teenage son, a pre-teen daughter, and a new baby coming in the way), and it's getting rather crowded. In short, they want me out of the house. They may have also forgotten the mere fact that it is my house. FML
Today, I'm moving out of the house. My little sister can't wait and I've never seen my dad so happy. FML
Today, my sister is a murderer but my family admitted they prefer her over me. I had to move to a new city to get away from the media and drama, I have no friends, and the only family who calls me is my sister. FML
Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
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Articulation 12
Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.
OhWhoCares 42
That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (57)
edward80 18
So do something about it or Stay forever alone
xxrogerthatxx 19
Why the downvotes? Haha, this is really good advice. Cut-throat and insensitive maybe but good advice none-the-less. And its funny.
KaneHunter 22
OP said "apparently" meaning there are friends. And you don't have to be a jerk about it.
miliaras93 17
Awee . Being lonely sucks but theirs always ways around it !
Articulation 12
Braking knews! Ewe can now youse homonyms in place of words!
ChristianH39 30
I think you meant homophones.
Articulation 12
Either can be used in non-technical situations.
iLike2Teabag 27
Homonym = spelled the same, different meaning. Homophone = pronounced the same, different meaning. I think "ewe r con-few-sd"
Articulation 12
Homonym can also be used to describe a homophone, though technically the term homophone is more correct.
xxrogerthatxx 19
"THEIRS" always away around it. I think that's the most illiterate shit I've ever heard.
miliaras93 17
Well EXCUSE me for having bad grammar . Moved here from montreal not to long ago , didn't think i'd get so much hate lol
xxrogerthatxx 19
Should've just said "Sorry, I just moved from Montreal."; don't be a snob.
Deadpool798 3
You can't tell people what they can and can not say. You understood what she said. I will never understand a grammer nazi. We get judged by professors (well at least I do) all the time, so if I should want to get on the internet. I should not be, nor should anyone else be ridiculed by what they say. You understood the main idea of what was said, good job. Don't just belittle someone because they did not feel like putting in time to write an apostrophe. You are not an English professor, so do not act like one.
OhWhoCares 42
That is really insensitive thing to say. I'm sorry OP.
PoptartsKid 13
Kill your parents for talking shit about you :)
_FML_Austin_ 12
Well I don't see any reason why this might not be a good idea...
Sandsh8rk 36
Yeah that's totally a good idea.
Epikatz 22
Well that escalated quickly.
GetDuped 11
Maybe it means to hang out with them more!
shudson186 17
That is the saddest comment I have ever read... OP I'll be your friend so you won't have to do that!!
ash_1020 6
That comment makes wanna cry ???
ItsMissLia 19
Well OP you could make friends or stick to how you are, whatever makes you happy :)
Articulation 12
Quality over quantity... Even though 0 quantity is 0 quality.
bells_muchacho 9
There's nothing wrong with enjoying your own company. Shows intelligence!
whyisitincapital 25
Well you prove her wrong. Bring your friends over and create a ruckus!
csjmcc 11
Time to get some really loud and annoying friends just for them!