Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
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thundermoo 16
OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
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Dusty_Cups 30
Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.
1991stealth 21
Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.
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Comments (51)
trucker2 33
Empties every game controller...... Battery jackpot :D
AcieMcG 21
Lol why I want a LELO
IorvethTheXolo 8
Then buy your own stash of batteries. It's really not that difficult. If you have your own stash of batteries, he'll never know how quickly you go through them.
EbyKat 16
Rechargeable batteries.
Iris_River 15
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None of you know what celibate means omg.. Get a damn dictionary or look it up online. Celibate means OP isn't getting any by man, woman, or toy. Abstinence is still being a virgin until marriage, celibate means they could not be a virgin but aren't getting anything sexually, and voluntarily not getting it, for personal or religious reasons. That includes not using vibrators or ******.
trucker2 33
We all know what it means-
Aethereal 14
It is being unmatried and/or sexually abstinent, usually voluntarily, often due to religious reason. Toys/masturbation aren't explicitly mentioned in the general definition. Depends whether you consider those breaking sexual abstinence.
Jaelkus 28
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She says celibate since she's been back home. I'm assuming she's trying to sound smart and is burning through batteries with some kinda man simulator. OP needs to clarify better with circumstances!
kavank 9
How else is she supposed to say it? I havent been getting deep dicked lately so I vibrator slam my twat for hours til the batteries die?
fakedsincerity 32
"man simulator" lmao. you say it like lesbians don't use vibrators/******/whatever.
amnesiaspacecat 5
just because a lesbian uses it doesnt mean it doesn't look like a dick
amsterdamgirl 20
that's actually not true you have a lot of different shaped vibrators. some have more of an egg shape others are more abstract/organic. doesn't have to look like dick.
fakedsincerity 32
^ yep. if you think all female sex toys are made to resemble or simulate a penis you are waaaay off, #59.
DoomedGemini 38
Not all sex toys get inserted even.. I actually mostly hear about clit stimulators rather than ******. And I won't even go into the non-penis shaped ******.
Sk8brdmenace 17
Do your thing girlie
laden_swallow09 35
Preferably at her own expense and not her father's.
tygerarmy 35
Not to be nit picky, but celibate is abstaining from all sex. OP to quote Billy Idol, you're just dancing with yourself.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Buy some rechargeable batteries.
kavank 9
Rechargeable batteries..?