Today, my dad mentioned how quickly I go through batteries. I've been single and celibate since I moved back home 11 months ago. He doesn't realize this and keeps asking about "missing" batteries. FML
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thundermoo 16
OP here, I don't buy my own because I don't have a job. I'm a full time college student and I provide at-home care for my father, who can barely walk due to peripheral vascular disease.
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Dusty_Cups 30
Why aren't you buying your own batteries? If you want things to be discrete then you have to take the first step in making it that way. Also, try re-chargeable batteries if it's really that big of a problem.
1991stealth 21
Buy some batteries so he won't catch on.
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Comments (51)
pedinhuh 23
...ELEVEN months??? Damnit, I'm on the sixth month without any action and i can barely handle myself around women...
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I'm on year 624, going strong.
justiceiscoming 9
That just means you're a disgusting pervert.
Camry_Girl420 18
Damn. I'm on 24 hours and its bad.
zigg75 8
I'm 3 hrs in and I'm losing my mind
alex_jaguara 33
I feel you, OP. I am single too of 4 years.
ViviMage 40
You do know there are vibes that plug in to a USB Port to charge right? Or buy a set of rechargeables AAs?
xMaeLA 24
I have one! And it was only $12.00 at amazings. They're so great lol, and a great toy to use with your partner ;)
Razell 13
Celibacy is a perfectly legitimate lifestyle choice and is much less expensive than an active sex life - no need for birth control, no need for STD tests, and the savings from those two alone could keep you in batteries for quite a while. As you become more accustomed to celibacy, you can practice taming your sexual appetites by training our mind to regard men as people, with their own hopes and dreams, and not merely as opportunities for you to indulge your libido. Just think of this as your opportunity to practice your self-control!
suznmar 16
You pay for school so you can pay for batteries... They sell them at the dollar store for gods sake
Urpoppy 21
Buy rechargeable batteries hon.
alkolaali 7
Get am electric vibrator
LevelupKid 8
Stop stealing other people's batteries just to please yourself. buy your own. This isn't even an FML because everyone knows its your fault. Seriously?
fictionaldiary 11
How old are you? 12? Buy your own batteries.
kelba 10
Why don't you just tell him that you have a vibrator it would be so much easier