Today, due to a new tattoo, I can't wear a bra for the next few days. My coworker knows about it and thought it would be funny to blast the air-con all day. I swear I could have used my nipples to type this, instead of my fingers. FML
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milliepede 14
Hi guys! OP here, I know it's a bit late, but here's some more detail. The tattoo I got was an under boob piece, so it's highest point reaches mid cleavage, lowest point in about an inch above my belly button, and it is the width of my entire torso. I had a vest top on underneath my work blouse, and a heavier work blouse on than I would normally wear to combat any nip attacks during the day, I just wasn't expecting to be sat under an air conditioning unit for 9 hours! I'm not allowed to wear a hoody at work due to my office's employee dress code, and as I heal in a few days normally (this is my 10th tattoo) I didn't think I'd need to buy any nipple covers for one day of work! My colleague didn't mean any harm by it, and actually apologized once he read some of these comments! so thanks guys :)
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ThunderLightTSV 31
Key their cars with your nipples in revenge. Don't actually, but yea they're assholes.
nonsensical 26
Hopefully you didn't rip 2 holes in your shirt!
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DrowningLessons 19
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First!
ThunderLightTSV 31
Key their cars with your nipples in revenge. Don't actually, but yea they're assholes.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
They sell things specifically meant to cover your nipples, I'm sure you could find them OP.
ThrottleJockey 36
Yeah, they're called nipple tassels. Totally work appropriate. ?
ShowMeKay 20
No, there's such things as pasties which #38 is probably referring to. It does exactly what OP needs, but not sure if she has any limitations due to the tattoo there.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Don't be a smart-ass 54. I was clearly talking about pasties, just forgot the name when the comment was made.
DrowningLessons 19
Is this qcknd?
Arkham_Callabero 15
Is this English?
sweetpotato301 7
Because qcknd is the only woman ever to get a tattoo...
xoteeshaox 22
No, but qcknd is currently getting her back done, her last tattoo talk Tuesday was about her last session on her back
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Not everyone knows who that is. I do, but that's a pretty obscure reference to make.
nonsensical 26
Hopefully you didn't rip 2 holes in your shirt!
captainsmegma 12
Or at least included some pictures for us.
HoboMeth 36
Wear a scarf, jacket, beanie, etc. to keep you warm
may14th 26
?
Vagitarian4life 14
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Quit being stupid by getting your breasts tattooed.
trucker2 33
Asshat
misstephanie92 7
Actually, they advise you not to wear a bra if it's anywhere a bra would cover. This also includes your back and ribs.
militarybrat 21
I got my back tattooed and had to wear a bathing suit top or shirts that went below my middle back for weeks. Maybe try not being a dick.
helveeta 11
Agree! People on here are gross idiots with bad tattoos according the negative votes you've received!
helveeta 11
Quit getting bad tattoos on your back and ribs then.
InfiniteSunshine 32
Those negative votes were for a good reason, he was being judgemental and insulting, just like you are now, based on something that doesn't effect you AT ALL. Also, you have no idea what the tattoos people are discussing here look like, so you can't judge whether or not they're "bad"- which by the way is subjective. Oh and people are gross just because they have tattoos? You need to grow up and stop acting like a stuck up 12yr old, the only "gross" one here is you, having contempt for people based in purely aesthetic things. "The only difference between tattooed people and non tattooed people is that tattooed people don't care that you don't have tattoos."
Tripartita 45
Hhsts no biig desl, Op. I'm doinh it rigght now and it"d not evrn cold!
Im_Sleepy_Gamer 12
Not about it being cold dumbass
SixthSinEnvy 39
#43 No, it's not. But clearly you missed the point.
freddygasman 18
or points
Fenbrae 17
Sounds like that colleague isn't your breast friend.
zedjaleaf1 11
At least you don't need any batteries to get you started.
nanner6206 24
I see what you did there LOL