Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Today, I was interviewing a cute guy for my journalism class, and he asked to borrow my laptop to check his email quickly. After the interview, I realized that the last thing I had searched for on my browser's Google box was "ingrown pubic hairs," and it was still up there. FML
Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
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Top comments
bigtime_rocker 11
One of both I'm afraid! ALWAYS CLEAR YOUR HISTORY!!!! Your life sucks, but suit yourself...
saIty 17
This is why clear history was invented. That and ****.
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Comments (68)
cheshireau 26
Crap. But you'll learn in the future.
anencephalic 14
He is self-centred, you probably just searched for someone with the exact same name, right?
HelligKeit 5
Hopefully those top searches didn't involve your crush's name and a vibrator. Or said crush using a vibrator...or that would make for an interesting conversation.
stitesy29 18
Clear your history!!
DMarie2014 5
That's creepy haha. But now that's why guys clear their history; so no one sees their searches. Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you can't do that :P
carminecris89 13
Omg! So embarrassing! While his reaction wasn't wrong, that's completely mortifying.
perdix 31
Mike Hunt gay **** Mike Hunt child molester Mike Hunt prison sex Mike Hunt certified public accountant Yeah. Learn to use your Clear Searches feature.
perdix 31
Wait until he finds out you're "following" him . . . and you don't have Twitter, dunh, dunh, dunh!
TheEpicMilkMan 13
this is why I always clear my history when I'm done using the browser on my phone, this way when times like these occur you have nothing to hide >:)
the_true_batman 10
Hopefully he has the same name as someone sort of famous. I have a friend who has the same name as a poker player and a baseball player, and probably several other semi-celebrities too.