awesome
United States
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tree of life
Merry Christmas!
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Project-Mayhem
United States
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Nose Numb
United States
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
Julie
East Brunswick, United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
ertyo
Oradea, Romania
Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Artificial tree meets natural predators
Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML
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bn326160 13
Better late than never ^^
Keyman1212 14
We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.
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abbybailey204 19
U should sue the company
holllla_fml 3
Just in time for.... Valentine's day :D
MyLifesAParadox 0
Spray paint it pink and hang red ornaments :D
Amrel 10
Already preparing for xmas? Wow!
kjcookie10 9
Only 360 days left!
slushpup9696 12
Less.
lenamartinovic 13
Well I celebrate my Xmas on Saturday, soo... Merry Christmas!
pandapoopDX 0
ching chong
DKParth13 5
No.
meekee 0
Merry christmas?
KiddNYC1O 22
This is epic.
pandapoopDX 0
people who use 'epic' are virgins
flockz 20
b-"baby that sex was epic!" g-"yep i'm still a virgin."
Crazyforcheese 6
That's very 'fast' isn't it ?! Haha
RawrzIIshScareh 0
Omg so freaking funny.
MySpleenItches 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
castrosabeast 7
That's what she said.
luccmon 6
So are you disabled or just lazy? Or wait, maybe you don't have a vehicle to transport, my mistake. Go cut one down next time.
imaa_hustler 0
Why cut a tree down when you can buy a artificial one? It's a waste of money to buy a real tree because you only can use it one time. You can use artificial trees for as long as you want! Anyway, it's better for the environment if you just buy a fake one.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Better yet, if possible grow one! Sure, it'll be outside, but that's where trees are supposed to be anyway. Trim down some branches and make a little one (or several) to decorate the house with. That way you get the real pine tree smell, save money, and save the environment!
THGforthe2ndtime 7
Ahahaha! I mean...oh, that really sucks OP.
simgar98 0
just put presents beneath it and celebrate christmas again
simgar98 0
christmas... again*
superpoptart 24
You repeated his joke because...?