awesome
United States
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tree of life
Merry Christmas!
Today, I bought a Christmas tree and carried it up three flights of stairs alone. I finally got it inside, only to realize it was too tall. I tried trimming it, but now it’s crooked, shedding everywhere, and leaning like it gave up on life. I hope the greenish marks on the ceiling won't be permanent. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Where is My Tree?
Bakersfield, United States
Wind? Thief? Hit and run?
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Project-Mayhem
United States
Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, after spending hours putting up our tree and decorating it, it fell over and shattered the glass ornaments. FML
Nose Numb
United States
Today, for the first time ever, my family bought a real Christmas tree instead of using our old fake one. Today, I also found out I'm allergic to Christmas trees. My family won't get rid of it because they paid so much for it and intend to "get their money's worth". FML
Julie
East Brunswick, United States
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Username
United States
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
ertyo
Oradea, Romania
Today, it's Christmas Eve. I was the happiest ever realizing that all the bills are paid, all the presents are bought, all the food is ready, and I still have some money left. This my biggest accomplishment so far as a young adult. Until I realized I don't have a tree. Adulting is hard. FML
Anonymous
United States
Artificial tree meets natural predators
Today, I pulled my Christmas tree out of my mother-in-law's garage, only to find out rats had ruined all the lights. The tree cost $2600. FML
Top comments
bn326160 13
Better late than never ^^
Keyman1212 14
We're reading the calendar upside-down, it ends in 5015.
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xwxcrazyloki 0
You should have selected overnight. duh.
maryam8869 7
and op's name is awesome .. a real cool person :) save it for 2013 ...
flockz 20
ya who cares about Christmas 2012.
KiddNYC1O 22
According to the Mayans, we're lucky if we celebrate Christmas in 2012...
downtime 13
You mean according to modern day society...The Mayans never specifically stated the end of the world. In fact, they probably never even considered it a possibility.
desireev 18
Yeah.. The Mayans never said the world is going to end. They ACTUALLY said "the world will change as we know it". And that was only within the Mayans. (which at the time only believed they were the only ones alive on the whole planet) Sooo.. It is completely irrelevant to everyone else.
nerpy_derpy_doo 3
hmm.. perhaps it's a ninja tree that comes from the planet Treeadone-X and he didnt wanna be seen by too many people so he used his ninja powers to hide wherever he was ordered from until he was sure there were no more christmas gatherings and such... makes sense to me!
djskidd 9
My Ex knew those two charecters in your profile pic... who were they?
Choonie 1
Have a late Christmas?
panda_masq 0
Damn... Planed that out great didn't you? Lol
fruggie12 0
Well in france thee celebrate on the 6th of January so your just in time!
megotswag 0
Well at least you'll be ready for Christmas 2012!
Jenmic 16
If you're of the Orthodox religion you got it just in time, I am guessing you aren't though considering why it is submitted. When did you order it, if you waited till Xmas eve YDI. If you ordered it weeks before that sucks. PS I never knew that people ordered Xmas trees online.
fairies633 8
um...why couldn't you buy a tree from somewhere near you? where do you live?...
Shayton 12
Save it for 360 days and use it again