Today, my cat was diagnosed with FIV, to which my in-laws said, "That's impossible!" Apparently, what is possible though is that aliens are stealing their pool water. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my cat refuses to drink from any source of water that isn't the toilet. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents' house. While getting a drink from the fridge, I noticed the Christmas card my family sent them had my face scratched out. When I confronted them about it, they said it was the cat. They don't have a cat. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML
Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Today, I learned that instead of training my cat, she has been training me. She now refuses to drink anything but running tap water, and yowls loudly early in the morning at my bedroom door to be fed. FML
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mnshdw818 3
Your in-laws sound perfectly logical. Evaporation is clearly a myth formulated by the illuminati. You should be grateful for their supreme wisdom. On a serious note- I'm sorry about your cat.
Welshite 40
Uh duh. Aliens are the source of all our problems. Like stealing only the left socks and making those creepy house noises at night. They're infiltrating the world!
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Comments (38)
jcash52426 5
What's FIV? Wait alians steal pool water!!!!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Alians don't, but aliens do.
dwcuzzz 11
I love the Internet. If you mispel something or make a grammatical mistake you're point is invalid.
jcash52426 5
I hate auto correct
_Desiderata_ 9
#21, your rite! ;)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Why did it autocorrect to the incorrect spelling? ;)
Purplegiraffe17 10
One of my cats has this, she had the wet kind. we had to put her down to end her pain... it was awful...
aredvulpix 23
Evaporation is a cover-up used by the government, obviously. But seriously, I'm sorry about your cat, OP. I hope for the best for you both!
JerryPotter003 2
w h a t ?
tiggy162004 6
They say when your cat becomes a special needs cat you become a walking dictionary on how to handle this. Try and stay away from the negative stories cause it will breed fear and you need to be as positive as you can be for kitty.
flowersarenic 3
What is fiv
DoomedGemini 38
Feline immunodeficiency virus. It's similar to HIV, but it's not a 100% death sentence, many cats can live with it.
vegantreegirl 26
Oh goodness. I'm very sorry about your cat's diagnosis. I couldn't help but laugh at this FML though. People amaze me sometimes.
zskninoh 13
Why would you ridicule them? The concept of aliens stealing pool water is entirely feasible. E.T just wants to go home.
swampbaby985 30
My cat was diagnosed with that. My vet recommended I put her down. Hardest decision I've ever had to make.