Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat woke me up by vomiting a big, warm, stinky hairball on my neck and then left. I think she was smiling as she trotted away. FML
Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a paw slap, then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I woke up with my cat's asshole planted firmly on my forehead. FML
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
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LyricaSilvan 30
Cats seem like fun. Sometimes I think I want one, but then I read the cat-related FMLs. XD
bella_nana347 23
Ew. That's a bit of a hairy situation.
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Comments (39)
allforfun 23
I used to hate waking up in the morning and walking to the bathroom only to step on a cold, squishy hairball puke lol.
ZombieSazza 34
Truth! So many times I've walked into the living room barefoot to find vomit, not a nice feeling! The other game cat owners play is hearing your cat vomit, then trying to find said vomit! It's the cat version of hide-and-seek! ???
phantomxbg 17
I've never had a cat, but my dog used to pee right next to where I used wake up
ZombieSazza 34
Oh man, my childhood cat when it was alive well into my teens once did that! Pissed right onto my pillow and end of the bed, must have needed to put his scent onto it or something! -_-
manuwish 9
eeeeeewww! poor OP..
atomicxsarah 17
Why would you let your cat lay on your pillow?? I love my pets and my dog sleeps in my bed at the end, but no one but me is laying on my pillow. yuk!
Khaleesi_D 9
My cat has her own pillow on my bed, she doesn't use it much cause she's usually running around the house screaming for someone to pick her up at 2 am. She likes to feel tall so if you pick her up and sit down with her, she'll go find someone else to bother.
kimise 21
I also share a pillow with my cat! She hasn't thrown up on me though.... Yet. O_O
Saikon1357 25
Brush your cat
dada124 8
Why so many "You deserved it"s?
HylianBadger 21
It might be because those who voted for it may be the types of people who would never allow their pets on their beds. I'm not that type, but in situations like this I can understand why someone would be like that.
DaniealThePope 18
#cat_life
LizzyNitty 6
oh