Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
HHIChica
United States
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
murphy22
Norman, United States
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Neutered
Anchorage, United States
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
lyssthemiss
Joliet, United States
Relax
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Chris
United Kingdom
The betrayal of floof
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Adam
United States
Not now!
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
anonymous
Maryville, United States
Poor little guy
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
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Dracoboxer357 36
Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P
Roskosity 22
Wanna know how I got these scars...?
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Sputnikspak 13
My idiot cat did that to me. I was in the bathtub, reading. He was sleeping on the dryer. Next thing I know? I hear a sound, then look up just as my cat is leaping from the dryer... And straight into the bathtub.
kra1985 8
That same thing happened to me when i was little! My cat cut all the way across my belly. Fyl op i feel for you!
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
I found a youtube video of a cat who likes water
callie06 6
I'm sorry Cat Kirk did that to you, Kirk. ...Gilmore Girls, anyone?
gimmicksz 9
Guessing you have the scars to prove it lol
Ajwc101 24
At least OP got some pussy...
onorexveritas 24
ouch
Chucklikesbacon 12
Ouch! Sorry bout that! I feel kind of bad for the cat though too.
Cysioland 8
Common practice in cats. Mine did it too.
ashleymalik0112 1
Well, there were 2 pussys in the tub