Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
HHIChica
United States
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
murphy22
Norman, United States
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Neutered
Anchorage, United States
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
lyssthemiss
Joliet, United States
Relax
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Chris
United Kingdom
The betrayal of floof
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Adam
United States
Not now!
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
anonymous
Maryville, United States
Poor little guy
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
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Dracoboxer357 36
Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P
Roskosity 22
Wanna know how I got these scars...?
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Comments (61)
MooseKnuckle5150 13
You should name the cat Happiness.
MooseKnuckle5150 13
I heard long ago that happiness was a wet p*ssy.
perdix 31
Yeah! You mean that bathtubs are for freaking you out? This is why I never take baths.
deathtothepix 26
yeah that's why ;)
trumpet27 1
Oh. I see ............. (No I don't. That's unsanitary)
cb1002630 11
How many limbs are you now missing OP?
cb1002630 11
That tricky bastard.
Joe9024 20
Chuck Norris cat
gracehi 33
My cat likes to drink my bathwater. O.o
jambupapoy 5
That doesn't sound too healthy..
not_a_robot 15
My cat only drinks water out of a sink... I guess there are some cats that are just wierd.
klovemachine 24
I guess the cat had (lowers sunglasses) cat-scratch fever B-)
ThatPlankton 15
Bathtub cat is watching you **********
jambupapoy 5
What's up with these crazy cats. First nick knocking and opening doors. Now this? There is just no such thing as privacy when owning a cat, is there!?
xeka 10
Perfect. So it has begun then.
Leasha3 14
Now I just want to look up hilarious cat videos for hours
olpally 33
That's definitely a catastrophe!