Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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Comments (139)
strawbariefield 1
umm...i dont think thats fml material...thats not an fml situation at all. your cat was just being a cat. this one is dumb.
Brennaa69 5
If you were a woman you'd understand why this is an FML.
JL_fml 0
Omfg. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
artykat 0
I am pretty sure I let out a sympathetic yelp for you when I read this.
xxmouthyxx 0
and i thought my cat was crazy
katyflinn 0
i agree with number 57.... i don't believe your story.
jennaleighhh 0
haha #57 and #58. oh goodness..
ElleEnvy 0
I would so not feel comfortable using the bathroom if my cat was in there. creepy
Ximmie 0
It happend to my friend lately LOL
dcapp 0
ouuuuuuchhhhh hahah #31
engineerd 0
that's adorable! when i first brought home my kitty, i wasted an entire box of tampons entertaining him.