Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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alex_vik 1
Well, since I'm a guy, I have no clue how that happened. Also, #37, yes, some chav hacked it and posted a link to his Stickam stream where he gloated to his chav friend about it while listening to crap music and some dude in a pedobear mask danced. Apparently he did it 'to show an exploit' in the system.
Byscuit_fml 0
Start using pads
robersok 0
Awkward turtle... =] but effin hiarious. for reals.
foxyhasmybooty 16
True Is that young padiwan true is that
commonsense31 0
Time to invest in some new toys to entertain your cat for next time you change that out hahahahaha
clandestine00 0
That's hilarious. But terrible all at once.
simplysmile 0
how long is your tampon string? wtf man
rabbi1010 29
That's what I was thinking too.
Calm_Mind 0
Aww... what a cute kitty. ^_^
zidane312 0
if i was cat, id be all up in that
Gray_fml 0
LOL at #15
suckerz 0
sorry but noway that's true... how the hell were you standing/sitting??? how short doyou have to be for that to be possible??? 3''??? and how long is the string??? it's all very "fishy"... lol