Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
fannylovesfelix tells us more.
Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)
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UndeadMerc89 0
Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia
W33nie 0
I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML
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Comments (139)
CAITx4OH1xCORE 0
damn. that sucks. my cat follows me into the bathroom all the time. but he usually licks up the water thats in the tub.
squeaky_fml 0
the poster's name makes this 10x more awesome.
basketballbabee 0
Ahh well that HAD to hurt like hell! im just surprised that there arent mroe comment about it being a "pussy" cat. haha sorry. but OUCH!
GoochSweat 0
stop drawing the cat in with the "peanut butter snatch"
waterpolo09 0
lmfao!!!!
GloomySkyz 0
Just be lucky it didn't tear a hole in your vaginal wall. If you've ever watched "1000 ways to die" with the carrot masturbation, You'll know why.
Iluvmypitbull 0
i almost peed myself. too funny sorry about your hurt vajay
MDMA_fml 0
#5 God, they're annoying aren't they!?
1234512345cj 0
HAHA!!!!! Sorry but that's SO FUNNY
shnibz101 0
Omg that happened to me once it hertz alot exept it was my 2 new-born kittens I hope you feel better
matiu_fml 0
What were you doing with 2 new born kittens between your legs sicko?