carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
icefly
Orlando, United States
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
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luciousp 1
The perfect crime.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
report the ************
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Comments (266)
yamu 7
Inconvenient. But solvable if you know who did it.
SmylieVyrus 0
****-punch him!
Sicarri 2
Lol - thats why you don't let the guy you buy the car from keep a key "for sentimental reasons"... :)
The_Creeper_fml 8
Did he make a copy of the key somehow, or hotwire it? Or did you leave the key in the ignition, doors unlocked, etcetera? If so, YDI. Buuuuuut, what you can do is this: Find a skunk. A big ass skunk. Piss said skunk off. Piss it off bad. Do not piss *on* the skunk. RIGHT before said skunk sprays you, put a jar up to it's spray hole, and capture the essence of skunk smell. Put lid on jar. Attempt to steal car back. Whether or not you can steal the car back, do this: Throw jar of skunk stink into whatever car he has left. Throw big ass skunk (He fell in love with your leg and you're just too lazy to remove him) into guy's house. Hopefully, the skunk will spray, and spray, and spray, ultimately making his house smell like skunk stink. If you actually do any of that, you win. Big time.
FFML_314 12
You are not the revenge seeker here! You are a creep, nothing more.
The_Creeper_fml 8
Rawr. And just realized my above post is owned by one further up the comment line, so sorry for that. I can't help myself at 1 in the morning. I also may or may not put an old pic of myself up here depending upon how... Well, I'll just put it up when I feel like it.
lexielovesyou 0
wow , just wow [; you lost me at 'find a skunk' haha (:
lovefreaxx 0
you've been conned.
omgimdabest 0
ydi for not having a garage!
khosa 0
the car mustv ben good if he took it bak
Edgar210 0
are you mistired? lol im confused xl
Edgar210 0
are you mistired? lol im confused xl
teulito 0
wow