carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
icefly
Orlando, United States
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
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luciousp 1
The perfect crime.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
report the ************
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Comments (266)
LoNeWoLf2012 0
Maybe he changed his mind? Lol
almost34 4
He must be a good buisness dealer. FYL.
xxmuahhxx 4
it's called a repo dude. make your payments and your car won't "get stolen".
iloveyouuux8 0
161, its called keenan and kel. and it was probably one of the funniest shows on television.
ThunderGawd 0
24 you should do something because I doubt college is in your future "genius"
shotgunhr 0
wow op. you have a new level of fail. you know the guys name, report him.
NitroRedneck704 0
damn ur ugly
zulu500 1
only in surrey!
SpaceMannn 0
you + a smart salesman = getting your car stolen. ha.
kayleebabe03 0
erm,shouldn't you be calling the cops right now instead of posting it on fml?