carless
United States
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
stolen-car
Columbia, United States
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
smileytheface
United States
Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Diesel
Belgium
Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML
Anonymous
Oddly specific thief
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
uppiskalle
Riverside, United States
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
naps aren't what they used to be
United States
Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
icefly
Orlando, United States
Today, I've owned my dream car for 11 days. Someone backed into it while it parked at work, and drove away without leaving a note. A man at a nearby business knows who did it but won't tell me because it was one of his customers. FML
GTR
United Kingdom
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
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luciousp 1
The perfect crime.
yasmeenjonasx3 0
report the ************
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Comments (266)
nikkidancer321 0
Go kick his ass!
6sick6 4
you look like Fran, the Nanny 12
acruzmn 0
yeah she does!
aranpl0x 0
awesome crime
wjohns5 0
that ******* sucks
noora619 0
Haha wow that's sucks!
joooeee 3
that's a good idea. I want to be a car salesman now. thanks op for the idea!
perfectlybrokenx 0
well carrots and CELERI is way yummy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
FFML_314 12
Go to his house, when you know he's at work. Break in and steal every left shoe he owns. Then proceed to the kitchen and go ahead and take a shit right there on the floor. Leave the house, go to Wal*Mart and buy 10 barbie dolls, strip them of their clothes and scratch out their eyes. Hang them throughout the house in very morbid poses, with notes around their necks, telling him what you're going to do to him if he doesn't return your precious baby. Make sure to leave a note apologizing for the broken door.
Mirorbo 27
Darling, you've got some serious problems. I would recommend a doctor, but the only one I know is probably madder than you.
FFML_314 12
I doubt that. It takes a lot to be madder than me!
Mirorbo 27
Fuhohohoho!~ Too bad for you, dear!~ I'm not stopping anytime soon. I'm having oh-so much fun!~
Raleigh_bruh 7
Mirorbo, I have a question. Do you laugh like that in person? I've always been curious to know..
FFML_314 12
This is a rather fun place. ▲_▲
Raleigh_bruh 7
Yeh, and what Ignorance asked.
3son_fail3 0
ahaha 18
ispitflames 3
raleigh does jessie still have a account?
FFML_314 12
No, I killed her.
Freeze_fml 17
Well done.
FFML_314 12
There it is! I knew you had it in you.
MrsPegg 45
wow... some people find that idea freaky, but I find it hilarious... I would never do that myself, but damn,some people just are so up tight! laugh people!!!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Gah, comment didn't post.. Eh, I'm not sure. She may still have her account, but she probably doesn't get on to comment. Try to message her.
Freeze_fml 17
Both of her accounts are banned.
ispitflames 3
All i see is murder murder, my mind state. Murder, murder, murder, and kill, kill, kill!
hellokittywhore 0
why'd they get banned?
ispitflames 3
cmmts getting modded. ive got 2 strikesss! one more and im banneddd lol
FFML_314 12
They discovered that she was really a 45 year old man, trying to seduce the little children. Like I said, I killed her. 73, I dare you to take it to the next level!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Aha, dude don't you have two accounts too?
ispitflames 3
yeaaa i cant get my old one back :/
Raleigh_bruh 7
And Anna, didn't you and Jessie used to be like best friends, aha? Why are you calling her a man now that she's gone? :p
FFML_314 12
Raleigh, it's a joke. Obviously. :P I have love for all of my fellow commentators.
hellokittywhore 0
I have one strike :/
WTF_FML_FTW 0
i have a strike to. :( honestly I don't care though. :)
ispitflames 3
ya only get banned for a week i think
WTF_FML_FTW 0
yeah
hellokittywhore 0
I got one for saying this one FML was dumb and the person needed to grow up.
lexielovesyou 0
HAHA! #37 has a point [: hahaah.
shadyecko 0
ydi for having a driveway ydi for putting ur car in that driveway ydi for even having a damn car
mistired 0
ignorace your gorgeousss
FFML_314 12
Stalker!
Edgar210 0
whose post?
lexielovesyou 0
haha #19... just wow. [:
Edgar210 0
oh.. i thought you were talking to mistired, cause i saw him telling you your pretty/beutiful ect, twice already in this same page O.o Gratz you has a stalker :D
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol...
Freeze_fml 17
Seriously?
FFML_314 12
Edgar...oh forget it.
Edgar210 0
yeh bro go more up and read the comments you'll see her comment and below her mistired saying wow your pretty/beutiful... its funny and scary :O @least send her a private message mistired...
Freeze_fml 17
I'm leaving.
Raleigh_bruh 7
LOL... Really?
Edgar210 0
are you mistired? lol im confused xl
Raleigh_bruh 7
Edgar, you see... Hm. Well, never mind. Yes, they are one in the same. She logs on and compliments herself. Crazy, yes?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Ignorance: *its
Edgar210 0
oh... haha you could've just said that, but then again why would you make an account give yourself compliments? you must be bored xD
Edgar210 0
good spell check lol
aadk 0
oh.my.god.... seriously?
Edgar210 0
seriously what? :o
Raleigh_bruh 7
Edgar, they are two different people. Mistired has been complimenting Ignorance, Ignorance made a comment about, you think they're the same person, and I've been laughing at how stupid this is. Now how confused are you on a scale from 1 to what the ****?
Raleigh_bruh 7
>:] Sorry.
Edgar210 0
wow... wtf im not that confused cause you told me whats going on.. lol wow i feel like a dumbass : ... This is a fml moment...
WallyTheWombat 0
this amuses me.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
This was better then the actuall FML.
almost34 4
So much better.
shadyecko 0
I agree
FirstBornUnicorn 0
That's why you never buy from Craig's List. Lesson learned.
Edgar210 0
i agree.
SovietRussiaUSSR 1
hahaha he learns from the best comrades