Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over something that popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
Today, I got lost, and eventually noticed that I'd passed by the same house a few times. Apparently somebody who lives on that street noticed as well, because the next time I passed by, the police were waiting for me. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a truck hit a puddle and splashed me with water. After I cursed and flipped him off, he put his truck in reverse and splashed me again. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
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Top comments
emeraldisle 30
Maybe you're part of the world's greatest magic trick.
pjsr 33
Sounds like the ominous Middle-of-Nowhere Triangle. Get out of there quickly!
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Comments (47)
limegreenpoopie 31
Time to file a police report buddy.
manuwish 9
if OP didn't have his/her phone how could he/she make this post? It was either towed or stolen, either way the local authorities must be informed, sure hope OP has a friend or family that can pick him/her up and get out of that place..wish OP luck and protection..
Bearsmomma 30
The post could've been sent in a few days later. "Today" doesn't mean it actually happened TODAY. It's part of the FML rules to have it there (and it even shows up automatically)!
milman99 3
i hear banjo music
Giraffie5 11
The tow truck probably has it. It would've taken you about 1 1/2 hours to walk back to your car so in that time the truck probably got it.
jlujan00_fml 9
This is ******* classic nm
Colon_Man 17
You're telling me Neutered Minstrels steal cars?
TheHcwalker 20
That's why you call someone