Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I awoke to a series of almighty explosions in the middle of the night. Turns out I fell asleep with my AirPods in to a “Soothing rain” soundtrack, which had turned to “Storms and thunder” at some point. I pissed the bed. FML
Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Today, out of pure boredom, I decided to listen to the soundtrack from a musical. When I got to the love song, I thought about my anxiety and where I stood with this one guy, and ended up crying to myself. The musical was Jesus Christ Superstar. FML
Today, I decided to take a nap while listening to my iPod, on the lowest volume possible. My girlfriend woke me up by turning the volume all the way up. I still can't hear out of both ears. FML
Today, I set my phone alarm to play a calm piano song so I’d wake up peacefully. Instead, Bluetooth connected to the speaker in my roommate’s room and blasted my alarm at full volume at 6 a.m. for both of us. FML
Today, I have a cold, and was stuck sleeping in bed. My roommate decided to wake me up by sticking headphones in my ears and playing heavy metal on full volume. This is the third time this week. FML
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I downloaded the 'Dark was the Night' compilation made for charity. I have no soul. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
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llamafish 25
At least you have good taste.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.
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llamafish 25
At least you have good taste.
whoisthisgirl 4
I have to put in a password every time I buy something.... Is there a option where it isn't needed?
gc327072 31
23- sometimes if you buy things close together, it won't ask you multiple times.
WritingWrongs 8
It might not be iTunes. Maybe it's Google play or maybe she has the bandcamp app.
rocker_chick105 31
57- I think it's safe to say that OP probably bought it on iTunes....
randomperson85 2
OP probably typed the password asleep
HahaHokayThen 10
In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came....
k_ninjaa 9
You have restrictions enabled.
NandraniDevi 3
Yea... You might want to look into that... Maybe someone is helping you out with these late night purchases....
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Or your latent talent of typing an iTunes password while asleep.
jokinstan 4
Agreed op, I doubt that actually happens. Sounds like a very suspicious case of sleep walking. I'd do a little investigating.
spekledworf 18
I've done something like this once, except I spent over $200 on Amazon, buying a combination of apocalypse survival gear and makeup. I think my sub conscience is trying to tell me I should at least look decent for the end of the world.
kawaiichick 9
Setting up a surveillance camera should do the trick.
Jordath_Fil 11
Paranormal activity ... 7?
michaeljcaboose 7
Congratulations! You subconsciously love musicals! Probably time to take your credit card off of iTunes unless you think you might sleep walk to Walgreens and buy a gift card...
LaughinStock 16
Well damn at least Op didn't buy cat facts or Kim Jong II facts, those are expensive.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Count your blessing you didn't subconsciously buy the High School Musical soundtrack. That would sting.
drunkandfml 11
...or the new Justin Bieber album...
drunkandfml 11
...or the new Justin Bieber album...
1awliet 8
Or even worse, the new Ke$ha album.
hilda_kitty 16
Or much worse, the Jersey Shore series.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or all of that combined. It offends the eyes, ears and wallet.
rattusrattus 19
Or Jersey Shore High School Musical starring Justin Bieber. I love that my brain is a source of nightmares. *shudders*
awebb21 7
Or the Friday song by Rebecca Black
Zomg_Okay 27
That's enough horrible "entertainment" suggestions for today, folks. I want to sleep tonight.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Screw it, I meant to say 'blessings'. Forgot the S. Damn typo.
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Or the new "It's thanksgiving" song by Nicole Westbrook, the wannabe Rebecca Black.
red_headforlife 15
Or even worse. Ready? Miley Cyrus songs.
zero91 4
i still pick miley cyrus songs over justin , rebecca black songs
nnnope 26
At least it's good music...though if I were you I'd stop sleeping next to the iPod.
bwzwally8 15
Phantom Of The Opera is a classic. The movie was pretty good as well. Love it.
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
What's next, Peter Pan?
aerogxt 7
You need help.
Pleonasm 36
The answer is Somewhere over the Rainbow.
chocolateisyum 12
Just log out of your iTunes account! You probably won't remember you password in your sleep, and therefore won't be able to purchase expensive albums. Voila!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
If one can make expensive random purchases, one can remember ones password. Probably.
owo_fml 9
Especially since you need your password to buy things on iTunes!
chocolateisyum 12
11 & 16 - Yeah I guess, I probably should have thought my comment through before pressing send. Sorry!