Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, as an amateur magician, I tried a new trick at my nephew’s birthday party. The trick involved pulling a fake rabbit out of a hat. I didn't realize my nephew had put his real pet rabbit in the hat as a prank. The poor rabbit jumped out, scaring the kids, and causing chaos. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get your nephew a pet bunny and tell him that you were asked by the Easter Bunny to have him raise and care for the bunny. It'll distract him and he'll learn a thing or two about being a good pet owner.
RedPillSucks 33
so explain to your nephew that your brother in law is a jerk and he's playing a prank. I'm not an Easter Bunny person, but you don't screw with kids like that. it's up to his parents if they want to reveal that type of stuff
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Comments (82)
Dean__Winchester 16
That's pretty messed up to do to a little kid! I'd be throwing some plastic eggs at that douchebag until one cracked opened and gave him back his brain!
RammerJammer62 8
Got to admit, that's pretty funny. Lol
Izabushel 65
It's similar to what my 7 year old nephew said to his 4 year old brother the other day. We were going for a walk and saw 2 hens and their chicks pecking at something on the side of the road. When we got closer we saw they were actually eating a rabbit that had been hit by a car. The older nephew recognised that it was a rabbit and called out "Looks like Easter has been cancelled! The Easter bunny got into trouble when he tried to pick up a few extra eggs!". This upset his younger brother quite a bit as you could imagine. They are used to seeing dead kangaroos, etc, on the side of the road, so seeing a dead animal didn't bother them, but the younger one was looking forward to his visit from the Easter bunny. Not to worry, the Easter Bibly took his place. That is what they have been trying to encourage Australians to get, especially seeing as rabbits are a a pest here and bilbies are endangered.
pedinhuh 23
Your brother-in-law is an asshole
organolithium_fml 9
Come Christmas: "I found Santa Claus!" oO
conman531 23
Get that dude away from children
hellopenny 18
Your brother-in-law is sick. Was he trying to be funny??
interesting33 37
how did he get a dead rabbit?
DovahShep 20
Shhh just bring him a chocolate one
anabanana101 15
Poor kid