Today, my brother in law brought a dead rabbit to my nephew saying, "I found the Easter Bunny!" My nephew started crying hours ago and hasn't stopped. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a big Easter egg hunt, the kids found a wild bunny. Everyone smiled and "aww"ed, until my dog caught and ate it in front everyone. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, as an amateur magician, I tried a new trick at my nephew’s birthday party. The trick involved pulling a fake rabbit out of a hat. I didn't realize my nephew had put his real pet rabbit in the hat as a prank. The poor rabbit jumped out, scaring the kids, and causing chaos. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents, and now they have a dead rabbit because I sat on it. FML
Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML
Today, my pet bunny died. My little sister is distraught and practically suicidal, because apparently she playfully pointed a wand at it a few days ago and said, "Avada kedavra!" She's absolutely convinced that she killed it. FML
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my mom visited, and I left her for a few minutes while I used the bathroom. While I was stuck taking a crap, she went on one of her religious rants, telling my children that Easter was off this year because their precious "pagan" Easter Bunny had been murdered. FML
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
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Tarlachia 33
Get your nephew a pet bunny and tell him that you were asked by the Easter Bunny to have him raise and care for the bunny. It'll distract him and he'll learn a thing or two about being a good pet owner.
RedPillSucks 33
so explain to your nephew that your brother in law is a jerk and he's playing a prank. I'm not an Easter Bunny person, but you don't screw with kids like that. it's up to his parents if they want to reveal that type of stuff
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Comments (82)
janfleury 19
That was horrible. What a jerk. Poor kid needs a better person in his life. Tell him that the Easter bunny can never die just like Santa and the Tooth Fairy. If something happens to one another takes its place. It's part of the magic.
otecasacid 22
That's honestly hilarious
dessemaldonado 4
damm, all bad '
Attacksloth 33
What did your sister/wife have to say about that? If he's your brother in law through your sister, I hope she denies him sex for the next five years.
Drosophila82 18
Is he a moron by birth or did he choose to work hard on his skills?!
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
poor bunny
wesleyc2110 22
Sick bastard Did he kill it himself?
menfearme 10
It's entirely possible that the brother in law is the kids' dad. It sounds like something an asshole dad might do. I had one of those.
Unicoarn 15
Why the hell did he do that? Just to scare your nephew? That's pathetic!
kirkaygri 18
Ahh, he'll get over it and it will be hilarious in a few years. I promise. My grandmother had a huge old outdoor tomcat that regularly left 'presents' on her back door step. We lived next door so one Easter morning, I was four or five, we ran over to get our baskets the Easter Bunny left at Grandma's only to find a dead rabbit on the back step! My grandma heard us coming, stepped out and saw it and says "Oops, well, looks like Cubby ate the Easter Bunny. I was wondering why he didn't leave you baskets here." We started bawling. My mom was soooo mad. But now 20+ years later, it's a funny story to tell. A favorite memory of my grandma and a reminder of where I got my innapropriate sense of humor.